My daughter is home with me. I feel complete.
The guy I was texting with from DUO- the two men who sleep with women- finally sent me a photo. Oh hell no, I thought. Chunky frat boy with a blacked out face. You must be kidding me. Why is he standing like that?
He told me, during our brief texting conversation, that he wanted me to fuck him with a dildo. Being sexually empathetic, I said that was fine, given the correct circumstances.
Then he sent me that photo.
Now I have to disentangle myself.
But not before I looked him up on Facebook. He mentioned we had some mutual friends, so I did some sleuthing, and oh yes, he is not attractive IN THE LEAST. At least not physically. He looks more like a Hobbit than what I imagined. But he was smart and funny. So I will give him that.
I hate sounding so shallow and bitchy, but this male person would not even reply to my messages until I sent him a photo! I had to wait until I was approved! That is why I am taking him down. Fucking dwarf leprechaun hobbit troll.
I regret the email I sent to Highland Park. I hate his guts. He is such a dick. A married fucking prick that I would give anything to clone into a single version of him.
Our chemistry was real.