I ate mushrooms and went dancing with a girlfriend last night. I think I pulled a muscle doing backbends on the dance floor. Such a trip. I have not gone dancing in almost over a decade. Nor have I eaten mushrooms.
I made out with a sexy boy/man all of twenty-nine years who almost spit out his drink when I told him I was 43. He told me I should tell people I was twenty-nine instead. I let him grab my ass just for that.